The Pissist Republic of Avalon was founded by Riley_McDonut on June 13th, 2019. The nation is a Federal Dictatorship and self-proclaimed Meme Nation on the island of Newfoundland, with territories throughout the island and even expanding upon the mainland of Svalbard.
Avalon formerly controlled the territories of Prince Edward's Island, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Anticosti Island, a small portion of Maine, a portion of Quebec and an overseas territories more southward, along with that Avalon had a colony in northwestern Africa by the name of Western_Sahara, and also formerly a Dominion by the name of Slave in western Canada. Due to their historic borders and humorous demeanor, Avalon is very well known throughout EarthMC. Avalon, as of recording has 140 citizens and five towns. Avalon's capital and largest town is Dildo, and the oldest town in the nation is pee_pee_island. Avalon primarily speaks Avalonese and English, but formerly many towns in the nation also spoke French, Korean, Russian, German, Filipino, Polish, Vinnish, Danish, Lithuanian and Hungarian. There is an official Avalonese translator here.
The official religion in Avalon is Pissism.
- 1 History
- 1.1 Short History (Summary)
- 1.2 The Beginning (March 10, 2019 - April 7, 2019)
- 1.3 Before Toycat (April 7, 2019 - May 1, 2019)
- 1.4 After Toycat (May 1, 2019 - June 11, 2019)
- 1.5 Creation of Avalon (June 11, 2019 - June 20, 2019)
- 1.6 Expansion and Set Backs (June 19, 2019 - September 1, 2019)
- 1.7 Raids, Crises, and Prosperity (September 1, 2019 - October 9, 2019)
- 1.7.1 Avalon Joins The Canadian Union
- 1.7.2 The Norway Rock
- 1.7.3 Newfoundland Falling Apart
- 1.7.4 The Start of The Cape Briton Conflict
- 1.7.5 The Cape Briton War
- 1.7.6 Results of The War
- 1.7.7 Arsefacey Renames Itself
- 1.7.8 The Norway Conflict
- 1.7.9 Battle of Turtle Island
- 1.7.10 Ra2or Ends The Conflict
- 1.8 Rise of Avalon (October 9, 2019 - February 1, 2020)
- 1.8.1 Inactivity Among Towns
- 1.8.2 Conflict Between USA and Avalon
- 1.8.3 DocW Interferes With The Avalonese
- 1.8.4 Newfoundland Falls Into Ruins
- 1.8.5 Creation of Faux News
- 1.8.6 Avalon Goes on /n list 1
- 1.8.7 The Dildonic Protests
- 1.8.8 Avalon Almost becomes a US State
- 1.8.9 Spanish Sahara Becomes an Avalonese Colony
- 1.8.10 Mainese Conflict
- 1.8.11 Scotianese Independence From Avalon
- 1.8.12 Eagle Interferes With The Avalonese
- 1.8.13 The Cascadian Cold War
- 1.8.14 The Creation of a New Colony
- 1.8.15 the Mackenȝie Conflict and the NWS
- 1.8.16 The Death of JBGoose
- 1.9 Era of Fecal Matter (February 1, 2020 - September 27, 2020)
- 1.10 Rebirth (September 27, 2020 - May 2, 2021)
- 1.11 Revival (May 2, 2021 - Present)
- 2 Notable Peeple
- 3 Towns
- 4 Important Towns of Avalon
- 5 Skyscrapers and Towers
- 6 Tourism
- 7 Trivia
- 8 More important information
Short History (Summary)
The territories under Avalon were originally under rule by the New Scotland colony of Nova Scotia (not the recent one) before the leader of Nova Scotia, Aceshooter11 put the nation on auction, hearing about this news and worried about losing one of their allies Quebec funded the nation of Newfoundland, with it's capital in the modern day city of Town, Newfoundland. Quebec wanted all the Nova Scotian territory to join Newfoundland before Nova Scotia could be bought out. Fearing Newfoundland would become a puppet state of Quebec, Riley_McDonut talked to the leader of Newfoundland and negotiated about the concept of declaring independence. After saving up the required amount of gold and having swayed the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador, Riley created the Nation of Newfoundland. With it's capital in his town, Dildo. Riley got a good amount of towns to join and he started work on connecting them via ice roads when the leader of Labrador wanted the nation name Newfoundland back. Struggling to find a replacement name he referred to an old treaty between Dildo and pee_pee_island that split the possible territory both towns could expand into the Avalon peninsula in half, named the Treaty of Avalon. And renamed his nation to Avalon. More towns would later join Avalon like Arsefacey, VirginCove and Condom. And a few of Avalon towns have even landed themselves in youtube videos such as when Toycat visited pee_pee_island while touring EarthMC for his video on the server
The Beginning (March 10, 2019 - April 7, 2019)
Creation of Pee Pee Island
On March 10th, 2019 Dabs_All_OvarYT joined the server and spawned in the ocean a few hundred blocks north of northwestern Australia. He found the server through the original trailer blowing up in views and wanted to see what everything was about. The meme Pee Pee Island was very popular during this time and he wanted to recreate it in EarthMC. He then traveled for 2 hours to reach Newfoundland, while, on his way, making a pit stop in South Africa. When he arrived there was a town in Pee Pee Island's true location so he settled farther south in a bunker that he quickly made. Bactria griefers would make their occasional stop by to steal gold from him, but it didn't matter since Dabs had saved up enough gold to create a town. Dabs then founded Pee Pee Island on April 7, 2019 on the southeast corner of the Avalon Peninsula.
Before Toycat (April 7, 2019 - May 1, 2019)
Creation of Dildo
After the creation of pee_pee_island, many of Dabs_All_OvarYT's friends started joining the town. This included WeebyDeeby and MagmaWarrior. On April 17th, Nova Scotia (New Scotland at the time), invited Pee Pee Island to join them which they swiftly accepted. Two days later, the town north of the island fell into ruin, allowing Pee Pee Island to expand northward. Then that next day, KittyCompulsion joined the town. He was a very contributive member of the town and helped Dabs get the hang of towny. As a token of gratitude, Dabs allowed Kitty to build a monument for the town. This would become Pee Pee Island’s national monument; the pee pee. While this was all happening, on April 24th, Riley_McDonut would spawn in for the first time. He would first join the failing town of Greater London, only to leave it to join Quebec's capital, Bridgeton. Two days later, Riley would then leave Bridgeton after Aceshooter11 gave him gold to start his own town. He would create Dildo, the future capital of Avalon.
Everything seemed to be looking up for the small towns of Pee Pee Island and Dildo, but on April 19th, there was news that the popular YouTuber named ibxtoycat, had joined the server and planned to record a video on EarthMC. This later turned out to be true as testing shortly after the rumors the command /player nottoycat (his alt) showed that he had joined that very day. Dabs later announced that Toycat had spawned in lower Lithuania, and while on his way to New_York, he gave a quick tour of pee_pee_island. This instinctively made all current pee_pee_island citizens worried about his rabid fanbase, which the players on the server called "Toyfags". Then on May 1st, 2019, ibxtoycat uploaded his EarthMC Video, and at around the 26:30 mark, Toycat would tour pee_pee_island, Magma’s house, the Pee Pee monument, and would catch a glimpse of pee_pee_island's official discord link. The video sent shock waves through the server and so began the next chapter in Avalon's history.
After Toycat (May 1, 2019 - June 11, 2019)
Fall of Nova Scotia
On May 1st, pee_pee_island's Discord was flooded with messages from Toyfags who wanted to join the town, some not even wanting to join, just checking to see if the link worked, and leaving shortly after. This lasted for many weeks. Among one of the people who joined was MattyG2012. He joined on May 8th and would become a dedicated member from then and on. Along with him, he brought his brother ToboCoolman2000, which would become another vital player in Avalon history. But, even with all the new players and high demand, Pee Pee Island continued to develop smoothly. In fact, on May 15th, Matty realized the town of Nova Scotia (not the recent one), had fallen. He quickly traveled there and retrieved anything at value, which included 4 stacks of iron blocks. However, on May 29th, Matty reported that several blocks and valubles seemed to be missing. These included 2 stacks of diamonds, 2 stacks of iron blocks, 20 Gold, and enchantment table and it's bookshelves. It was later deduced that a mole in the town had stolen the valuables and gave them to an unknown nation.
Pee Pee Island - Dildo Land Agreements
Before this, on May 16th, Riley_McDonut and Dabs_All_OvarYT came up with a treaty to split the land of the Avalon Peninsula in two; the Treaty of Avalon. One side Riley would be able to claim, and with the other Dabs could expand. With this treaty claim bordering was allowed, however, today it has become a problem for Pee Pee Island. This is since Pee Pee Island was given the landlocked side, so now it will become harder than ever to expand. Meanwhile, on May 20th, Dabs would pass the pure pp law, which prohibits the alteration of the island without his permission. After that, on May 25th, Matty would finish his first tower which is also his. It would be named Pee Pee Tower and would stand at 40 blocks tall. On May 30th, Riley would run for Prime Minister of the Celtic Union and ultimately get second. Then, on June 2nd, Dabs would implement an automatic tax that accidentally kicked anyone who didn't have the desired amount. This resulted in everyone being kicked including MagmaWarrior, KittyCompulsion, MattyG2012, and ToboCoolMan2000. Matty and Tobo would rejoin, but the population was brought down to three. Finally, On June 10th, MattyG2012 would finish the next tower in Pee Pee Island. It would be called Tobo Tower and stand "at an unplanned 69 blocks tall".
Creation of Avalon (June 11, 2019 - June 20, 2019)
A New Nation Begins In Newfoundland
On June 11th, leader of Nova Scotia (not the recent one); Aceshooter11 would place the nation on auction in his discord server, and would be scammed by Somerset. Many towns in current day Avalon were once part of Nova Scotia so with no other options they left the nation out of fear. Sensing a power-vacuum and not wanting to lose entirely one of their close ally nations, Quebec funds the nation of Newfoundland and establishes it on June 11th, and places its capital, Harbour, in the northwestern part of the island of Newfoundland. Many of these yet-to-be-Avalon towns instinctively join and all is well for a small while. Shortly after, Riley_McDonut; leader of Dildo gains suspicions about Quebec’s intent in funding Newfoundland and what influence they would have for all the towns. Riley was also frustrated with the leader of Newfoundland on his lack of compliance with moving the capital to Dildo. So Riley uses all the gold he has, along with other gold he had collected from individuals to try and create a nation. But there was one thing missing, a name.
He didn’t have many ideas for a nation name and polls in Pee Pee Island’s discord did little, so instead, he negotiated with the today-unknown leader of Newfoundland, placed in his position by Quebec. Riley managed by some means to sway the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador since their new capital, Town, was moved onto mainland Canada in the Labrador area. Riley then created the Nation of Newfoundland on June 13th. Many towns would eventually join including Pee Pee Island. The future was looking bright for Newfoundland up until the leader of Labrador asked for his nation name back. Riley struggled to find a name seeing he had used Labrador's previously. He would ultimately be stuck with names like Atlantic or even Labrador again, however, MattyG2012 would remind Riley of the old Treaty of Avalon. Riley was doubtful at first but began to like the name. So, On June 20th, Old Newfoundland would be renamed Avalon from thereon. This allowed Labrador to rename to Newfoundland and would kickstart the Avalonese identity within Avalon citizens.
Expansion and Set Backs (June 19, 2019 - September 1, 2019)
Avalon Begins to Rise
To begin, MattyG2012, finished his third tower with the help of ToboCoolMan2000 and ThatNerdNxtDoor. He would name the CQ Center and it would stand 73 blocks tall. Next, the largest town on the island, Town of Salem, fell on June 26th. MattyG2012 was the first to arrive there. He quickly raided it and returned home. ThatNerdNxtDoor, a resident of Pee Pee Island took it upon himself to establish a new town where Salem once stood named Arsefacey (later renamed to Arzvondayle), which joined Avalon as soon as created. As everyday past, Avalon became more recognized throughout the server. It became a local power in eastern Canada, and would continue to grow. It is in this time that the initial hype from ibxtoycat’s video began to slow down, and players began to join Avalon less often. This combined with not very many towns in the nation selling plots would begin a two-month long player drought. In Pee- Pee Island, so many building plans were being made at once that it became hard to do more than one at a time, and infrastructure slowed down. Some of these plans included The Avalon Spade, The Bank of Avalon SuperCenter, The Niger Tower, Avazon HQ, land clearing, and map-arts.
Creation of Pissism
It is also around this time that the citizens of Avalon become enlightened due to all this negativity, and start to come to the realization that possibly a figure of higher being had assisted them in making the nation, examples came from Bactria griefers not going near Avalon no more soon after the town was established or the success in many conflicts. Many upper Avalon players connected the creation of the Pee Pee monument and Dildo’s dildo monument to why they weren’t being attacked, they connected these anomalies to the Ball god of Pee Pee Island, or just the Ball god. And they established and adopted the religion of Pissism throughout the nation, and it soon became the official religion of Avalon. The Ball God would grant his protection if the followers of Pissism would place structures known as “Pee Pee(s)” where ever they went. And so Pee Pees became scattered all across the map when Pissists explored, from all the way in Juneau in Alaska to Svalbard in the arctic sea, and even to Papua New Guinea in the pacific.
The Greenland Crisis
Along with that, many crises began to occur in Avalon. The most famous being the Greenland Crisis, which occured on July 5th. MattyG2012 was peacefully exploring Arsefacey when he fell and died. A french user named Baptiste1006 stole his loot that had dropped, and /t spawn’d back to his town in northern Greenland. MattyG2012 was angered, but he had an idea. He was to run up the slippery slopes of the Greenland tundra to Baptiste’s town until he got his stuff back. With him, he brought ToboCoolman2000 and ThatNerdNxtDoor. They teleported to a capital on Greenland and began the hike northernward. They travelled many thousands of blocks before reaching Baptiste’s town; LE2CASSETOUTCITY. Baptiste was there.
There was a stalemate for 2 hours as Baptiste relentlessly hid in claims, until Baptiste’s friend; Styfons came online and agreed to return MattyG2012’s items. They had succeeded. They /t spawn’d back to pee_pee_island to celebrate. It was later discovered this crisis may have been the reason Baptiste’s town wasn’t assimilated into the nation of Godthab.
The Kavali Crisis
Another crisis happened a month later on August 16th, the Kavali Crisis; a user by the name of The_BlueDino uses a fishing rod on MattyG2012 while he was working on building plans again and kills him. MattyG2012 respawns and with help from ToboCoolman2000 and BicycleMan1 tracks the_BlueDino to his plot in Kavali, Mughal_Empire. A standoff occurs for half an hour until Dino enables pvp on his plot, he kills BicycleMan1 and Tobo logs losing all his stuff, MattyG2012 survives until Dino disables pvp, ending the conflict. This was seen as a failure because they had not received Matt’s belongings back, and the deaths of Tobo and Bicycle were unexpected.
Raids, Crises, and Prosperity (September 1, 2019 - October 9, 2019)
Avalon Joins The Canadian Union
With a surprising, sudden influx of new players wanting to be part of towns in the server, many Avalon towns flourish. Many new towns join Avalon as well, such as Charlottetown and Hackeburgen, adding to Avalon’s land. Avalon also joined the new, rebooted Canadian Union when it was first established and is one of the founding members. Riley_McDonut ran for Prime Minister of the Canadian Union and won, although he was regarded as a warhawk later down the line, his first act as prime minister was to legalize weed all across the union. As it was already legal in Avalon the transition was easy. Riley inherited the Canadian union's ongoing war against the Regional Powers, a prime nation in that alliance was Norway.
The Norway Rock
Days later, Norway would lavacast a structure going across the dirt path from Dildo to Arsefacey. Along with the structure came a sign message inscribed "Fight Kalmar Union", which was Norway's main rival and enemy nation. the sign was destroyed once Avalon found it and the structure was re-purposed into a National Monument called Norway Rock. A hole under the rock was made so that travelers could get past it easily. Before this, peace negotiations with Norway were being done, but after Norway rock Riley pulled the Canadian Union back into the war.
Newfoundland Falling Apart
On September 2nd, Town, capitol of rival nation Newfoundland, falls due to inactive leaders. Avalon had prepared for this. Days previously they had disabled their nation spawn to get a head start at looting the town. And even though previous predictions about when Town would fall turned out to be several hours off, Avalon did manage to get in and loot the town. The Capital Of Newfoundland was automatically moved to Midnight_City by the towny system and plans are already in place when time comes for Newfoundland as a nation to fall. about 15 days away from Midnight_City falling, the leader of Midnight_City, C_D_H_JS came online, resetting the clock. once he came on, Avalon found his discord and plans are being made to admit Newfoundland as a semi-independent Duchy into Avalon. But with many new faces also comes enemies.
The Start of The Cape Briton Conflict
On September 30th, a new town named Epsilon was founded on the north end of the island of Cape Briton, which was in Avalon's territorial claims. At first, talks were made between Avalon and the leader of the town, all of which either ended up being replied with silence. At last the town wanted to stay independent, without any nation. this was annoying especially to Albi, an Avalon south in Cape Briton south of Epsilon, who planned to use the castle Epsilon had claimed as a base. later, Epsilon reported that General_albi had stolen Epsilon's things while their chest room wasn't claimed. Albi denied these claims and tensions rose. Leader of Albi, General_albi wanted war against Epsilon, to appease these requests, a war poll was put up in the Avalon discord. Eventually, Epsilon went to Albi's town saying they wanted to trade. General_albi came outside of claims, and Epsilon killed him. They later also used lavacasts to grief Albi's town through claims.
The Cape Briton War
The war poll was closed as having Epsilon killing Albi instantly became warworthy and Avalon sent a lengthy 19-page war declaration to Epsilon, Titled ”Epsilon is Stink”. Avalon gave Epsilon 3 options, disestablish their town and move outside of Avalon, Join Avalon and slowly be forgiven for their crimes, or fight. Avalon accused Epsilon of murder, grief, and overriding Avalon's borders. there had been no response from Epsilon for another 24 hours and an attack was carried out. Dabs_All_OvarYT, ThatNerdNxtDoor, and Riley_McDonut made the first offensive. Avalon used invisibility potions and ambushed a member of Epsilon outside of claims, although he was able to get away and get back to Epsilon. Nerd had to go eat dinner and left early however, and Avalon was at a disadvantage. Riley tried to climb up the castle but was killed and his godarmor stolen, after respawning, Riley found a way to get inside the castle and spent most of the battle fooling around, Epsilon then used lava buckets on Riley. Although he was able to escape them he had not brought fire resistance potions and sent Dabs back to Dildo to get them. Dabs threw one at Riley through an opening in the gate. General_Albi had logged on and joined the battle, he only had iron armor though. Dabs was attacked with a lava bucket while throwing another fire resistance potion over to Riley and had to retreat quickly to water, on his way He accidentally killed Albi since he was wearing iron armor. Dabs later gave Albi his stuff back and left the battle to go eat. ThatNerdNxtDoor also tried to get inside but Epsilon was getting smarter and enforced their walls so he couldn’t. After most of the players logged off to eat dinner, only a few were left and retreated. In the Avalon discord, xspifflesx, a regular in the discord and leader of Michigan, talked to Dabs and Nerd about their efforts, and said that it might have looked fishy since when Epsilon had their stuff stolen General_albi was right there. Dabs and Nerd listened and decided that the best way to settle this was through peace. xspifflesx was willing to help and came to Epsilon to act as a mediator. Xspifflesx linked the EarthMC discord to Epsilon and they, along with himself, Dabs and Nerd. Joined the voice chat channel. They discussed about peace, and the resolution was not clear but a few things were laid out.
Results of The War
The war was over, no more battles. And it was also worked out that the situation was indeed a big misunderstanding exaggerated into a conflict. Epsilon wanted to claim the entirely of Cape Briton, and since the nearby nation of Nova Scotia was to fall soon under inactive town mayors, it was agreed that Albi could expand westward while Epsilon stayed independent from Avalon and got the north island, although General_Albi was not entirely pleased about this resolve, and some are skeptical about General_Albi still. Copies of ”Epsilon is Stink” were made for historical reference. There is also the possibility of Epsilon moving to Michigan to help xspifflesx with Detroit, but it is unlikely. the battle was seen as a lost, and the conflict a mistake, but the peace that came afterwards was the greatest gift of all. Epsilon would continue to bother Albi's town as they wanted to whole cape but Albi stood strong against it.
Arsefacey Renames Itself
Although unrelated to the conflict, Arsefacey would change it's name to Arzvondayle by the turn of the month, using Arsefacey as a second, more local name and work would begin on the Arz River, an artificial waterway cutting through the island of Newfoundland, connecting the north and south seas.
The Norway Conflict
On the 3rd of October, rumors began going around that Norway, along with the regional powers would attack the Canadian Union in a full-scale invasion using tnt cannons among traditional PVP. Bridgeton, in particular, wasn't protected well since explosions were enabled in every plot, and town leaders there had to go over each plot and turn explosions off. The next day, on October 4th, 10 pm EST, Norway and its allies would attack. Many infamous players would join such as skater, leader of niger and _alexandre, leader of Norway. They originally teleported to Midnight_City in Newfoundland planning to attack Avalon, but then changed plans and instead teleported to Iroquois long-dead and afk capital and made the long run to Ungava instead.
Once they arrived, they screamed things in chat and alex challenged the leader of Quebec, Scorpionzzx to a 1v1. Scorpion lost but said it was a fair game. Ungava continued to claim hide and one madlad; Ducky4408 ran outside of claims and straight into the regional powers' lines. He memed around for a solid minute before finally being put to sleep by the regional powers. after seeing they wouldn't do much after that, the regional powers tested the waters and teleported to Dildo in Avalon, before all teleporting to Avalon. Scorpion, Ducky and a few players would also teleport to watch. Scorpion begged Riley to turn pvp on in Dildo so he could fight the regional powers, but Riley refused. Dabs_All_OvarYT put on a spawn trap so no more regional powers forces could teleport but went wrong when he forgot that water gets rid of carpets, which were on the ground at the time. As the regional powers kept trying to bait Avalon citizens outside of claims, Riley and Dabs took the opportunity to bait Norway themselves, but in a different way. Riley striped his inventory and he and Dabs both went outside of claims in pee_pee_island, and dabs killed riley with his sword. the following message was broadcasted in chat, "Norway more like Norgay."
Battle of Turtle Island
This baited norway and they started running towards them. Riley respawned and headed for turtle island, an area in Dildo where the chunk borders are not very clear, only with a narrow claimed area between the island and the mainland. Scorpion and the regional powers started duking it out. this would be known as the Battle of Turtle Island. besides the death message from before, the only losses in this battle were 32 brown carpets.
Ra2or Ends The Conflict
Soon after, the Canadian Union had its second elections, as Riley couldn't run again he urged MattyG2012 to run. In the end, Ra2or; a town owner from Somerset, won the ballet and became the new prime minister. He advocated better peace and prosperity in the union, along with drawing out from the war with Norway. Norway demanded a petty fine be paid, and the people of the Canadian Union voted, peace was more important than cash. Without a distracting conflict, the Canadian Union hopes to focus on more local efforts such as construction and expansion for all nations in the Canadian union.
Rise of Avalon (October 9, 2019 - February 1, 2020)
Inactivity Among Towns
About a week later, Albi would rename their town name to Charles, and MagmaWarrioR36, after not being online since March, and now known as Maqma_, joins back saying how he’s gonna be more active, he hasn’t been on since. Multiple bot attacks on the server would limit the ability for Avalonese citizens to get online and play, and a few would get afk kicked automatically from towns.
Conflict Between USA and Avalon
The following week sees the Brief Conflict With USA; On October 20th ex-mayor of Nova Scotia Aceshooter11 and unofficial “daddy“ of Avalon says in Avalon discord voice chat that he’s going to start playing EarthMC again and make the United States, a day later he logs on and creates the town of DC, and subsequently the nation of USA. Avalon was originally OK with it as it meant another ally but soon after the town of Stoner would be established near the ruins of Riverrun/New Glasgow. Stoner needing a nation in order to expand, accepted an invite from USA. Avalon saw this as an encrouch of their borders but were glad it wasn’t a different power such as Virginia. However, 2 days later on October 22, the town of Kingsten is established also in the area and similarly accepts a nation invite from USA. Avalon started to get worried about their border kept getting infringed upon. A week later, a player wanting to establish a town around new Brunswick got raided of his gold, and asked Riley for help. Riley gave him the gold but he had to log off and consume matter, he established the town while Riley was offline. everything seemed ok until ace sent an image to Avalon discord with the caption “snooze u loose” with an image of the players town in USA hands. Avalon had had enough, Riley had supported that town and Ace had essentially taken it. Riley spoke to ace in voice chat and ace agreed to return all of the aforementioned towns as long as Avalon withdrew its friendly relations with virginia, an enemy of the USA. so far only 1 has been returned as the others leaders haven’t been online.
DocW Interferes With The Avalonese
On October 24th, on this day the infamous server mod DocW would change the capital City of Avalon; Dildo's name to "SeeMods". Riley spoke with DocW about this and after pointing out that Dildo was a real town in the area DocW changed the name back to Dildo. Many Avalonese citizens were angered at this and respect for DocW grew even slimmer in the nation. Along with that this soon after became one of the top reasons to demote DocW, and avalon was in full support, spamming the EarthMC subreddit with memes about it.
Newfoundland Falls Into Ruins
On November the 1st General_Albi had the idea of creating a commercial plane for emc and after 6 tests the plane worked. on November 4th, BP_Oil; the second-to-last town in Newfoundland fell, Avalon quickly raided it and took the valuables. The times were a' changing as Newfoundland's age-old history would soon end. Later on in the week, on the 11th of November, Midnight_City; the capital of Newfoundland, fell. sadly, Avalon miscalculated and was unable to raid much but what was raided was pretty epic. The Fall of Newfoundland marked a change in Avalon's history, now the entire island of Newfoundland was theirs. on November 12th Dildo passed Pee Pee Island as the most populous town in Avalon, which was a first for the nation.
Creation of Faux News
On November 13th the establishment of the News Source Faux News happened, headed by Dabs_All_OvarYT. it's determined to provide “the most reliable news!” (unrelated) General_Albi renamed his town to Republic City soon after.
Avalon Goes on /n list 1
On November 22nd, due to the amount of towns recruiting residents in Avalon, Avalon steadily rose up the n list charts, slowly, from 4 to 3, then 2, then 1! avalon had reached n list 1, many Avalonese citizens celebrated by going to the bathroom immediately, although the next day they got dumped to the very top of n list 2, they followed up by getting a good hold in n list 1 back again, becoming the 6th most populated nation in the server.
The Dildonic Protests
On November 28th, the Dildonic Protests occur, Riley_McDonut removes the famous Dildo’s Dildo from its significant position without a vote from parliament, and even though stating he was merely moving it to make room for a museum of Avalon, many citizens were upset and protested. Propaganda was spread through every crack and crevice of the human body. A monument was created to honor it in Spanish Sahara, Pee Pee Island even threatened to mark the border between the two towns with multiple Dildos if it was moved. Eventually, the following day Riley caved in and compromised that he will put the Dildo back but use it as an entrance to the museum, ending the protests. However, he wouldn't until months later. And this may have po(i)ssibly may have sparked Avalon's decline.
Avalon Almost becomes a US State
The following day, a vote was put for parliament to join the United States Alliance, or the US the vote was highly controversial as Avalon was already part of the Canadian Union, although the US said if Avalon joined they would be allowed to stay in the CU many of CU leaders accused Riley_McDonut of feeding Canada to the US, who claimed neutrality but had war claimed against them by several nations, as he was running for re-election in the CU. The vote passed 9-5 in Avalon and 9-2 in USA discord, and Avalon was accepted into the US as the 17th state of Avalon. Most of the reason to why there was challenge to Avalon joining in the USA discord was because a few people thought Avalon was too big and a could change the demographics too much, from Avalon's vote most of the reluctance came from wanting to stay out of conflicts, and although the USA has not declared war it is under fire from multiple nations. Later, it was unveiled by the USA that Avalon must leave the CU in order to become a state. After a landslide vote by the avalonese parliament, Avalon stays with the CU and refuses to join USA.
Spanish Sahara Becomes an Avalonese Colony
On December 3rd, Spanish Sahara was admitted into Avalon as a colony officially. This was confirmed by the nation leader, Megablocklyng who used to own a town in Avalon. This raised Avalon's town count by 2 and its population by 18. many citizens rejoiced and Spanish Saharan citizens were granted Avalon citizenship. A few days later, it was announced by ThatNerdNxtDoor that the long-awaited Arz Canal had been finished, it lay a golden beam of water between the island of Newfoundland and connected the north to the south through soft waters and swift rapids.
Another incident that occurred was a confrontation with Maine, this would become known as the Mainese Conflict on December 3rd. Micbuilder12345(Leader of Maine) chased DDime and LoganCreeper50 to DDime's town Winslow. After both were safely in claims DDime asked for aid in the Avalon discord, Riley_McDonut, Dabs_All_OvarYT, and Flame51 all showed up, although Dabs was only there to throw fire resistance potions on people, and Riley came mostly to meme as always. Various spectators were also there, Bidav of Boston, New_England, said he was there to watch and kept to himself. One other guy from Domingo, who originally sided with Mic, but left after stating that Avalon was claimhiding. Afterwards, for the memes, DDime decided to enable PvP, the skirmish, known as the Skirmish of Winslow was quickly over once all the attackers left, no casualties on either side and the rest of the day was spent with Flame51 notching arrows at people but never firing to scare them, and Dabs almost died accidentally attacking Riley with a poison potion he thought was a strength potion because he is stupid and Riley went sicko mode on Dabs, he then fled from Riley to Redlands before needing to get off.
In reality, the reason this battle had occurred is that Micbuilder claimed DDime had scammed him out of a 40G godset, DDime denied this ever happening, so, Mic pulled up to his town. After the battle, it appeared everything would go back to normal, but the next day one of DDime's precious Llamas, Abraham, had been stolen. The 5th llama ever in terra nova, they never naturally spawn. This was very upsetting news to DDime and Logan, faithful llamaists, and they immediately pinged Riley about the issue. Dabs reported that he had seen Bidav teleport to Gary, the capitol of Maine, and go swiftly across the Gaspe to DDime's town. However, Dabs had asked Bidav if Micbuilder still held hard feelings against them prior to being pinged and Bidav said he didn't know. looking back, Dabs thought Bidav had lied to him. Logan travelled to Gary and heard llama noises by the Boston Embassy, this was proof that Bidav had stolen the llama, Abraham. Riley immediately dropped in a voice chat with the U.S and talked to them about this, every member of the voice chat, even Micbuilder said that Bidav never stole it, although suspicions still remain. Coincidentally, after the voice chat call, Abraham was apparently moved under the embassy by micbuilder, as he had heard the call. All of Avalon was upset by this, Micbuilder even threatened he was going to kill the llama. This story ends with a happy ending though, as Abraham was moved to Boston at some point and Aceshooter presented a deal to DDime and Logan to regain the llama, for Abraham's return Aceshooter requested a cream-colored llama, DDime and Logan knowing this was their best chance at getting their llama back accepted the deal and both sides fulfilled their end of it.
Scotianese Independence From Avalon
Previously a week earlier, Avalonese town owner NickPot36 (Nick) had announced he was saving up gold for a nation for an unspecified reason, people within the Canadian Union, desperate to conquer the Yukon before Cascadia, although Nick was hesitant to move. Avalon was worried about dealing with a rival nation much like the inactive Newfoundland from months earlier, in response Riley_McDonut proposed the 'Bill of Please don't fracture Avalon,' which stated that no towns can leave Avalon without a referendum of the leaving population and a +70% vote to leave, the bill was pretty fair with most Avalonese and passed, however Nick felt this was directed at him and conspired with another Avalonese town owner NotTheRealNogle (Nogle) about combining gold to get the nation faster, Nogle had been having dreams about owning a nation, but was happy with how his town was going, although he took the offer and they combined the gold, Nogle contributed 300g, Nick 700g, and the remaining amount from donations. Nick said he would allow Nogle's town to be the capital, perhaps foreshadowing something. On December 7th the nation of Nova Scotia was established with its capital in St. Lawrence, Nogle's town. Avalon citizens were outraged by this,
Nick was asked why he did it and he said in quote "Clout" although this would later prove to be untrue. Riley announced that the creation of the nation was against the 'Bill of Please don't fracture Avalon,' various Avalonese parliament members wanted to get rid of Nova Scotia by setting up a ticket to report St. Lawrence for claim blocking as they were within 8 blocks of Avalon's capital and even less to surrounding towns and for the nation not being made on geographic Nova Scotia, but Dabs_All_OvarYT made them refrain. He claimed that "as there was no war plugin, there is no way to get Nova Scotia out of Avalonese land, so at the moment making them angry would be pretty stinky seeing they can claimblock us" so instead Dabs tried to improve relations with the Nova Scotians (Scotianese), and to keep Avalon aggression to a low. Although, this didn't stop rebellious Avalonese to attack Scotianese citizens.
2 days after the nation was established, NickPot36 got banned from the server for reportedly being an alt of No_Jewtsu, the creator of California. He claims that it is his fault he got banned and that being in Avalon was a fun experience but, even more Avalonese now see this as a Californian-funded coup and claimed that Nova Scotia was an illegal nation because it was funded by a banned player. Even still, the only person of outside involvement was banned, and through this relations could improve. Dabs_All_OvarYT proposed a bill that would mark a few changes in Nova Scotia, including free trade and free travel between the two nations and that Nova Scotia would join the Canadian Union, as an ally of Avalon now they were allowed to stay. Nick then clarifies that the nation of Nova Scotia was not a Californian-funded coup. He explains that it wasn't funded by California at all and that California even declined Nova Scotia's alliance request. It was Nick's original idea from when he started playing, but he abandoned the idea shortly after and decided to make a community of his own. All relations have been repaired. On 12/22/2019, the nation would be sold by NotTheRealNogle to TsuSauce. TsuSauce renamed St. Lawrence to Marystown, Nova Scotia to Acadia, while also reforming the government to a Monarchy. 4 days later, TsuSauce was revealed to be another alternate account of No_Jewtsu. TsuSauce gets banned and Acadia, also known as Nova Scotia, waits for disbandment. The nation now waits for No_Jewtsu to get unbanned, but we may never know when that will happen.
Eagle Interferes With The Avalonese
on December 14th, 2019. infamous server mod (now admin) ClockedEagle changes the name of both Dildo and pee_pee_island to variations of "SeeAMod". the Avalonese were outraged as previously DocW himself approved the name of Dildo. Many took to post propaganda on the subreddit, which the general public was not content with Eagle as many recall he abused admin powers during the madagascar-chinese war to the point where a town was even made to mock this. During this time, Dildo would have several name changes. Riley originially renamed dildo to Greater_London before Conman came to Dildo and told him to stop. Riley and Dabs then played nameball as Riley renamed Dildo to pee_pee_island and Dabs renamed pee_pee_island to dildo, but they stopped 15 minutes in. Riley named dildo to DillDough before logging off and Dabs renamed his to pee_bee_island. The protesting seemed to pay off though, as within a week the code stopping Dabs_All_OvarYT from renaming his town back to it's very proper name went away without notice. and Dabs renamed his town back to pee_pee_island. and a few days after that the same happened to Dildo. it appeared ClockedEagle, not wanting unwanted attension shadowunbanned the names without notice from any ticket or announcement. the Avalonese kept quiet about it, but were glad and peed instantly to celebrate. Unrelated to the event, but Dabs would join the Cannes Film Festival, which would be ahead of its own time. While there he wanted to release a short film on the server and created 20th Century Faux, his own film studio. However, Cannes Film Festival would eventually lose steam and Dabs would not release a short film until a few months later.
The Cascadian Cold War
On December 12, Avalon along with the rest of the Canadian Union enters into a cold war with cascadia over the northwest Canadian lands that include the in-real-life provinces of Yukon, northwest territories, and small pieces of in-real-life Nunavut, British Columbia, Alberta and Saskatchewan, rich in minerals and land, it would be fought over through proxy wars with various nations. As a response to Cascadia planting the nation of Central Canada at the southern border of Ruperts Land, an CU member. the Canadian Union starts announcing they will fund nations in western Canada. Enter JBGoose, an Avalonese citizen that previously spent time building slums and faves outside the tri-borders of pee_pee_island, Dildo, and Arzondayle/Arsefacey as he couldn't afford a plot in either of the previously states cities. Avalon had previously attempted to convince NickPot36 to make a nation in Yukon, he denied it knowing his fate.
The Creation of a New Colony
Growing bored of his poorness, JBGoose joined Avalon discord and asked if he could make a town, in response Riley eagerly asked if he wanted to make a town, and eventually a nation in western Canada if he could fund it. JBGoose accepted the offer and made the town of Slavington on the old ruins of Canada (not to be confused with Upper_Canada, which renamed to Canada after the fall of Canada)'s old capital at the southern side of the Great Slave Lake. in total, 550 gold was donated by Avalon to JBGoose's nation, other funds from the CU filled the rest. in time, he would be ready. He also had a swarm of school friends who could also make towns in his future nation, and they did so eagerly. On December 20th, 2019. JBGoose created the nation of Slave and invited all his friends towns to the nation.
He personally recalls the events leading up to this moment as "the sexiest of days", based on messages he sent afterwards. In Addition, he agreed for Slave to join the CU. and along with that, he also agreed for Slave to become a dominion of Avalon, as he was a true Avalonese pissist settler through-and-through. this basically granted Slave its own sovereignty, however very similar to Canada's relation to Great Britain in-real-life; the heir apparent to the Avalon throne has complete veto powers in Slavese Parliament, although the nation is was too new at the moment to determine if this was a stinky idea or not.
However it was soon proven to be a useful investment, as Slave's leader JBGoose swore full loyalty to Avalon; No matter what. This was soon tested when the Mackenȝie Conflict happened.
the Mackenȝie Conflict and the NWS
the Mackenȝie conflict is a perfect example of how a simple border conflict can spiral out of control into an all-out war. The conflict has roots even before Slave was made, when JBGoose made first town Slavington; he made friends with another town owner in the region. da_bogner, who owned Fort_Mackenȝie. da_bogner was under threats from Tyce, a new nation owner in the region slightly north of them immgrating from Niger. Tyce had demanded da_bogner to join his nation, and in response da_bogner would state that he was "thinking about it". In reality, da_bogner was planning to make his own nation. JBGoose convinced da_bogner to have Fort_Mackenȝie join Slave once it was made if he gave him Vice President role, a bargain he kept. However, Fort_Mackenȝie suddenly joining Slave startled Tyce, who became aggresive towards JBGoose. da_bogner, however wanted to keep it neutral with everyone, as he was working on a project to extend and expand the Mackenzie River, and he would not be involved in the conflict. Tyce was actively griefing the parts of Slavington that weren't claimed yet. At one night on ??/??/20?? JBGoose had had enough, and the next time Tyce had griefed his town he called CU forces to help aid him.
Now i have to preface this, this part of the story is heavily biased depending on which side you are on. The Canadian Union claims that Tyce was attacking Slave and the NWS side claims that the later occuring battle between Tyce and CU forces would be the Canadian Union attacking Inuvik (Tyce's Nation). Interpret it as you please. When the 10 armed militia CU forces arrived via teleport to Slave Tyce had retreated back to Inuvik. The Remaining forces went after him from there. Tyce had turned Inuvik's N spawn into a spawn trap so the N spawn couldn't have been used. Instead, the Canadian Union did the classic way and walked all the way to Inuvik, and had a battle there. 4 of the militia called, each members of rupert's land. Turned on Canadian Union forces and started aiding Inuvik because "we like him better". This would lead to Rupert's Land getting kicked from the CU, kicking off a much bigger conflict. Rupert's land and Inuvik would form the North West Syndicate. An alliance made for the sole purpose of what seemed to the Canadian Union, is to F*** over the Canadian Union. They instantly declared war on the canadian union for invasion of territory; aimed specifically at Slave. While the canadian union claimed that the leader of Rupert's Land had previously agreed to have a nation somewhere in the Yukon. They even had chat evidence. But no discussion could be arranged as they seemed to the Canadian Union as more fight less flight people. NWS was scary, it was eating up nations in the west left-and-right. What seemed to be as even a month before as uninhabited land fresh for colonization was now run by an aggressive regime. Grief on Slave continued ever more now. JBGoose made the heretic at first, but later acknowledged as strategic idea to join the NWS, Slave was even kicked out of the CU the very same way. However, it was never terminated of its Avalonese Colonialship, not even to this day. With others seeing him as a traitor to the CU now, JBGoose steadily moved up the ranks in the NWS. This comboed with the CU reforming as the Canadian Empire, or CE. And joining the Brittish Commonwealth; meaning they had the protection of the most-claimed nation in the server. This lead the NWS to struggle in thought and to put what seemed to be the best men forward against the CE. This best man turned out to be JBGoose, and by the end of his spy job in ??/??/2020 had collected several amounts of data off of the NWS for the CE, and landed himself in such high-ranking positions as the elected Leader of the NWS. With his powers, he confusingly controlled the NWS so that its actions made so sense, causing it to get in minor battles with other uninvolved powers. Eventually leading to Inuvik and Ruperts_Land leaving the NWS on ??/??/2020, and the remaining nations JBGoose convinced that it would be better if they joined the CE. the Northwest Syndicate was officially dissolved on ??/??/2020. Rupert's land would later collapse as well, 3 of the 4 main leaders would leave to different parts of the world to lead their own nation. And the remaining towns would succeed and eventually split into 4 main nations. This however, would come at a price.
The Death of JBGoose
(by death i mean banning obviously)
On Jan/14/2020, JBGoose would challenge infamous player Skaterrr, also from Niger to a 1v1 and would win against him. Skater, accusing him of hacks recorded the battle and reported it to mods. JBGoose would be banned and his player data wiped 42 days later, spelling a possible end for Slave as well. Although JBGoose claims he was never using hacks in the video, and the video itself depicts JBGoose hitting Skater only once, despite being accused of killaura. In his ban time JBGoose would play on other earth servers, although his reputation would carry over there as well, causing the mods to be very suspicious whenever something happens involving him. His adventures include attempting to make Russian_England, a puppet government under control of the Nordic_Empire, who he said he would betray. And then on a different server trying to unite north america under tribal rule as the Seminoles before being taken out in the first war in the server by Florida. He has still remained banned to this day.
Era of Fecal Matter (February 1, 2020 - September 27, 2020)
the Era begins with a bang after leader of Avalon and fellow memer Riley_McDonut announces he will be leaving the server until Fix adds anything new. He stops recruiting for his town and it soon goes back to having only one resident; Him. Just like the Summer. Overall, Avalonese towns are hurt. Many fall due to disinterest in the server. Ironically, Epsilon managed to outlast Albi's town; But only because the last person in the town logged on every 42 days. Many Avalonese ruins are coated in Pee Pees to sanctify their Avalonese heritage. One New England takes advantage of the situation and pays new players to make towns along the lower western Avalonese coast, a move that would be seen as heretic and extremely aggressive across all of Canada, and would be a great point of concern in recent times. Pee Pee Island was one of the only places to survive. Albeit loosing 60% of its populous it managed to survive with an excellent builder Fortuyn; who built the St. Dabs_All_OvarYT Pissism Church, (St. is short for Shite in Pissism) with a design based on the St. Basil Cathedral. He is currently working on a eerie castle in north pee pee island. However, Riley wasn't gone from minecraft. Oh no, He had joined JBGoose on other EarthMC servers. Many important figures in Avalon joined him actually. Including Remcoms, who needed more video material for youtube (subscribe to him), No_Jewtsu, who liked when Avalon wasn't collapsing in on itself and Dabs_All_OvarYT, who was under so much stress from the NWS-CU War and receiving a many vulgar DMs from toxic Ruperts_Land Individual Skildo that he needed a de-stresser of enormous degree. Riley and Dabs would attempt to make a Theocratic Version of North Korea based on Pissism, twice actually. However, As a boomerang must return to a target so too does the epic gamers of the EarthMineCraft.NetWork SerVer.
the Return, 1.15.2 and Gaspe
on Feb/16/2020, the server finally updates to the long-awaited 1.15.2 version and everyone parties, But the bees aren't the best part. Riley had said he would return if the server were to update. And update it sure did, slowly everyone got back into the game. Remcoms moved towns out of slave and back into Avalon. JBGoose remained in the time out corner with No_Jewtsu and sadly could not join us, even No_Jewtsu's Acadia had fallen at this point, and Avalon celebrated a short success in reclaiming all their territory again. Even MattyG2012 got on, as he was distracted by school for quite some time.
Was this a new, active rebirth of Avalon? Maybe. Another reason that Riley had returned is the emergence of a new power in the gulf. Gaspe. Originally a town that switched hands between CE members Quebec (renamed from Laurentides) and Canada (renamed from quebec), before being kicked from both due to them consistently killing members of their own nations. They would make their own nation Gaspe and continue to be aggressive, Although at first the Avalonese weren't really pee'd off by this, a new town on their direct territory, right where Acadia used to be. Even worse this town joined Gaspe by choice. Now they really had to do something. Riley noted in his Return announcement that he would quote-on-quote "be returning to kick some Gaspe f*gs b*tts". This was the reason why. This invading town; St. Pierre; did not mean any harm, and just wanted to be in Gaspe. Although they had made a border checkpoint too close to Avalonese land and in desperation on Feb/??/2020 Dabs_All_OvarYT made a panhandle to get them to frick off. However, it is only know that Avalon realized they meant no harm, and even after avalon made an aggressive panhandle they made amends. The Handle would be made into a bridge. a day later while trying to teleport the leader of St. Pierre accidentally left gaspe. And said how he now suddenly wanted to join Quebec instead, however they were only just outside of radius, and their only option was the join Avalon. Which turned out to be an awkward and weird ending for much of the populous.
The Rebirth of the Dildo
On March 3rd, 2020 Riley_McDonut and Dabs_All_OvarYT came upon an idea. Avalon's Decline started in November. Which was when the Dildo's Dildo was removed and the Dildonic Protests occurred. So if they were to rebuilt it, better than ever. Avalon would enter a new era. At the same time, Most_Creative_1; a homie townowner in Avalon. Posted a vote to the parliament that his own Dog would be the new president of Avalon. The vote won by a landslide. So to kill two birds with one stone (or one kidney stone lolol) the following Day, Riley_McDonut made the announcement that on On March 8th 2020, 1PM (EST) he would rebuild the Dildo's Dildo, and then immediately afterwards bequeath his throne to Most_Creative_1's dog. This garnered a lot of attention. Especially since he pinged everyone. However, when the day comes Riley was on a bike ride so it had to be delayed for a few hours. But when the time came, he lept online like a fox. Speaking of fox, He used Faux News to promote it.
And people of all backgrounds came for the celebration. Avalonese like Dabs_All_OvarYT and Flame51, all the way to people wanting to see what would happen such as Conman and imabritishcow. The place of the Dildo's reconstruction was chosen to be in the middle of the sad building that had been build over the previous Dildo's remains. Sadly not finished in itself, oh the irony. Riley wanted the new, cooler Dildo to be bigger and longer than the last. and So it delivered. When done, the balls were the size of buildings and the exeggutor's neck of the Dildo reached the skybox. It was the tallest pee pee ever constructed. It was so tall, riley had to take donations of Magenta concrete at one point. He even toggled townwide build for everyone just for everyone to destroy the fake Dildo that megablocklyng made when the Dildonic Protests occurred. But, boy was it magnificent. Just, look at it! What a work of art should get an award! There was a voice chat for everyone to speak in as this was happening.
Riley had the idea of having everyone change their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball of unknown origin in order to appease the Ball God. And believe it or not, they did. The record for the most amount of people with the Avalon Ball profile pictures in voice chat at the same time is 7, and even more did not participate but changed their icons anyways. Dildo's Dildo reconstruction was a beeeeeeeg deal. After it was finished, Dabs said in chat that it was and dozens of players arrived to have a look, a lick, or a touchy-touchy of the Dildo. Some even tried to climb the way up to the top, but to no avail. The Recreation of the Dildo's Dildo rewired and kicked off a new era of Avalon. What will happen in this era? who knows! prolly more sexual innuendos and fricking around.
For the past few months, Poop Megablocklyng had expressed wishes that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream, at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, fellow gamer Flame51 had donated almost 500 gold to the cause, and on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan in Kush. Kush itself is an actual past IRL nation in lower egypt. Mega made Kush and Pissistan however, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. As of March 24th, they still haven't responded.
On March 23rd, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio 20th Century Faux, a subsidiary of Faux News. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attention in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary.
This also led to many new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums.
The Nicaraguese Crisis
the Nicaraguese Crisis occured on March 30th, 2020. Two new members of pee_pee_island; DieserCannon and TezyYT state in chat that "lego city is stupid" coincidentally there was a townowner who owned a town named lego_city who stated that "no it isn't". The Two citizens then teleported to FSLN_Nicaragua and attacked the town without orders from Avalon nor the CU/CE. Later, Nicaragua announced that they had declared war on Avalon. And negotiations were opened between the CU/CE and Nicaragua.
Skirmishes with America
On Mar/26/2020, A town was settled by America on Avalon's border named Saint_John, Avalon at first was annoyed at this as the area where Saint_John was settled used to be Avalonese land and therefore America was disrespecting Avalon's presence, However rather than start a long-&-hard controversy that would in the end amount to nothing about the issue, Dabs_All_OvarYT decided to befriend the residents of Saint_John. He gained access to their discord by mistake when he asked an Ice Road worker if he could pay him to build an Ice Road nearby, and the Ice Road Worker redirected him to Saint_John's discord, Dabs managed to befriend nearly all of the inhabitants of Saint_John and made great friends out of the town owner Nethermite13 and his IRL friend T3Z1A. Even other towns nearby that were politically aligned with the discord, Such as Bar_Harbour; owned by KNUX_THE_ECHIDNA to the west, and New_Scotland, owned by _ViBiN_, the leader of Saint John's discord to the east a little, he managed to make friends out of them as well. He learned that the citizens of the discord yearned to create a political alliance called the Maritime East Coast Alliance, or M.E.C.A. for short, and even made steps to transform Saint John's discord into M.E.C.A.'s discord. Dabs started aligning himself with the alliance as well, as he officially had Avalon join the alliance. This was prefect timing for him as he was getting tired of the politics on EarthMC, and just wanted some friends to hang out with. Luckily he got his wish. He would regularly voice chat in the discord with Nether, T3 and ViBiN, and play games with them too. Not just EarthMC, but also games like Hearts of Iron IV, or Roblox; A game which before meeting the members of the alliance thought was horrible and only for kids, but they introduced him to the game and showed that there is a place for him there too. How Wholesome! However, it was not entirely to be. Because even though KNUX_THE_ECHIDNA would not voice chat as he had no mic, he did however forget the password to his minecraft account and need to get a new one, sparking something in his mind that made him go absolutely bonkers.
The Second Acadia
Tensions had grown so much between the USA and the Canadians that the towns that were a part of M.E.C.A, an alliance between a select few American and Canadian towns, had to make a decision in order to stave off the chaos. On Apr/##/2020, the nation of Acadia (not to be confused with the old acadia) would be created with its capital in Saint John out of the formerly american-owned towns that made up M.E.C.A. The new nation worked as both a buffer state between the Canadians and the americans and also as a launching point for mecan diplomacy and dominance. However, this independence was not all-well-liked by all members of M.E.C.A. KNUX_THE_ECHIDNA was in open protest and made a new minecraft account since he forgot his old's password by the name of Pav500. He then took over Bar_Harbour and subsequently joined america, essentially making what would be called an american enclave in Canada. He went inactive soon after, or so many thought. Months later, a new player by the name of Riemu was invited to Saint John by Nethermite13. Riemu was an ordinary player except for hating Avalon for some reason. Nethermite13 had asked her to help him on plans for a river construction build. Suddenly, Pav500 becomes active again and makes plans with ex-Avalonese war veteran JBGoose to make native american tribes by the name of Kickapee and Wackapoo in order to claimblock Saint John. JBGoose claimed that he has 3.5K, although this later turned out to be fake. As trust was building between the members of M.E.C.A. and Riemu, she left Saint John and formed the town to claimblock Saint_John on the edge of the river that was planned to be constructed. This is where it starts to get incredibly suspicious. Wackapee joins america and the CE forms a squad to hunt down and kill Riemu. Riemu steals more stuff from Saint John and even some mapart from pee_pee_island and kills several Avalonese residents, but in return is killed many times by the squad. Riemu continually toggles pvp on her town on and off when attackers are in weak or favorable positions. But this all comes to a head as Pav500 challenges Dabs_All_Ovar to a PvP battle on another server, but when Dabs_All_Ovar logs on, he is not greeted by Pav500, but by Riemu! This confirms Riemu is an alt of Pav500, and Riemu is banned from EarthMC, but is then strangely unbanned. Pav500 surrenders and says he will unclaim Wackapee and move to the Yucatan or something, but only if he receives funding from JBGoose. However, he cannot get his funding because JBGoose is banned, and was playing with Pav500 this whole time just to annoy him. Riemu is then banned once and for all, and a month later Bar_Harbour dies of inactivity and a glorious looting occurs as victory is achieved after over a month of battle.
The Waifu Wars
Through the summer of 2020, T3Z1A began to watch the hip, new Anime: Darling in the Franxx. Whilst doing so, he would constantly talk about the titular character of Zero Two, and how she is his "waifu" and began doing such annoying activities as changing his desktop and phone background to that of Zero Two in a swimming suit. In an effort to stop him from doing this, Dabs_All_OvarYT began to also ironically say that Zero Two is his "waifu" and began challenging T3Z1A to see who is the better husbando. T3Z1A had already finished the Anime, and said that he was better because he actually watched the show, and as a response to that statement, Dabs began watching the whole series and finished it in a handful of days. He said that the Anime was "unironically thought-provoking and well-produced". This all came to a head when Dabs unleashed a video titled "Top 10 reasons I should have Zero Two as a Waifu (AND NOT T3Z1A 😡😡😡)" onto his Youtube Channel. T3Z1A and Dabs would argue everywhere about every aspect of Zero Two, the waifu war would slowly die out until the pair forgot they were fighting and played Subnautica or something else.
On July 3rd, 2020, all most a year from when the project was first conceived, The Bank of Avalon SuperCenter was finally completed on the exterior.
Rebirth (September 27, 2020 - May 2, 2021)
Change in Leadership
On September 27th, 2020 Dildo was once again about to fall. It only had six hours left, but thankfully MattyG2012 was able to contact Riley_McDonut to warn him about the crisis. Riley logged on but MattyG2012 proposed an idea. What if he was to take over for Riley in leading the nation. Instead he would be in charge of keeping Dildo and Avalon alive for months to come. Riley was pleased with the idea, finally being able to leave his burden of logging every 42 days. On that night, Riley officially handed over ownership of Dildo and Avalon to Matty, and thus he became the new leader of Avalon.
Life after the Leaderswap
From September, Avalon continued on. Matty and Riley still remained active, however, much of the promised revival hasn't been fulfilled yet. Some important events happened, however. The Avalon Spade was finally completed and the construction for a parliament building was in order. However, once Riley started becoming inactive for an indefinite amount of time, Avalon was in the hands of Matty. Overwhelmed with pressure, he could either give up or continue to develop and improve Avalon. So during February of 2021, Matty made a promise, that he would increase Dildo's population and chunks, in at least 2 months. Avalon's revival was beginning.
Avalon Becomes a Quebec Province
During the months of December and January, Matty started to immerse himself within the rest of Canadian nations. Previously, Matty and the Emperor of Quebec, Morgini, had grouped up with each other on a SMP, so Matty was already pretty friendly with him. After knowing him for a while on EMC as well, Morgini inquired if he wanted to join Greater Quebec. Matty, not sure he should decide alone, declined respectfully. However, with a couple of chats with Dabs and Riley, Matty accepted the invite to join as a Province. Officially, Avalon joined Greater Quebec on January 25th, 2021. Ever since, relations between other Greater Quebec Provinces have only grown.
Return of Familiar Faces
Despite Riley's second Pee-parture and Dabs's prolonged hiatus from the server, Matty began a cleanup project for Dildo. Matty began tearing down old and unfinished projects around the town. One in particular was the proposed museum for Avalon, The Ballseum. Since the building was ripped straight from a design online, as well as it also being unfinished, Matty decided to tear it down and replace it with a new and finished Parliament Building. However, he needed help with his massive project, so with some convincing, he was able to bring back ToboCoolMan2000. After not making an appearance for over year, Tobo returned to the server, and would work tirelessly with Matty to fix and improve Avalon. Among (us) one of the returned was NetherMite13, who decided to invest more time into EMC. As a result, most of his Acadian projects were being completed at a rapid pace. Nether and Matty reconnected and established extremely friendly relationships between each other and their nations. With the combined effort of Matty, Tobo, Nether, and T3Z1A (Nether's acquaintance), the Ballseum was finally destroyed which concluded the first "Dildo tidy-up Project". After this amazing display of dedication for his nation, Matty and Tobo decided the next steps for Avalon.
Around the end of March and the Beginning of April, Matty and Tobo shifted there efforts toward recruitment. The process wasn't a one day ordeal, however, in reality, Dildo was averaging about 1 new member every day. At the same time, Nether also started recruitment for Saint_John, Acadia's Capital. They both started somewhat of a friendly competition to see who would surpass each other in members. Throughout all of April, Acadia has held the lead. The recruitment in Dildo, however, finally allowed for expansion of the town since 2020. After claiming all of the national monument area, Matty decided to focus his claims to reclaim the now defunct town of Arzvondayle. As of the end of april, about half of the town has been reclaimed. Nether was also busy with Acadia. The size of Saint_John has effectively doubled, since before he started recruitment. Both Avalon and Acadia are on a track to revival that only spells good news for eastern Canada.
Dildo's Remodeling and Future
Dildo has received a number of changes since Matty has taken charge. As stated before, the "Dildo tidy-up Project" had been an overwhelming success. Most unwanted areas have been removed or remodeled. For example, the Ballseum is now replaced with the Avalon National Parliament. As well as this, roads have been extended, land has been cleared, and resident plots have been added. Many new areas have or are currently being designed on the Quebec Build Server. After the complete claiming of Arzvondayle, Matty intends to repurpose the area as a district of Dildo. Arzvondayle will serve as a mostly historical section of Dildo, where shops and other public areas will also be constructed. The Avalon Supreme Court is one of the builds to be constructed within the district after it is fully claimed and refurbished.
Relations with Other Nations
Avalon has had mostly peaceful relationship with surrounding nations. As stated prior, Avalon is part of Quebec, so any nation within the Super Nation is friendly. Avalon also has a special relationship with Acadia. Acadia was founded from previous Avalonese citizens, so their relationship has always remained strong. Despite refusing to join Greater Quebec, Acadia is Avalon's greatest ally. However this cannot be said about Avalon's other bordering nation, Nova Scotia. The de jure nation of Nova Scotia only exists to function as a giant claim block. The two remaining towns that exist both share a population of 2, one of these towns happens to be within Avalon claims, being that it is right in the center of the island. The nation leader, SayerQT, abandoned their nation, and after Matty attempted to buy the nation, they claimed that it will never be sold. Ever since, the two nations have been on neutral terms.
Revival (May 2, 2021 - Present)
Matty runs for Minister of Quebec
Approaching the end of April, the Imperial Quebec May Elections take place with a handful of people running. This included: ___AntiLoopins, EchoOcelot, kounterowo, Enanemes, Remix_Gaming, HSHZ, South, Omega_Astra, Vandetti, and Pyro for Minister, and Chotobits and Emonm9 for Prime Minister. After working on Avalon for more than 7 months, Matty decided to start taking an interest in his parent nation or Quebec. Matty declared he would be running for minister with the goals of extending the ice rail to Avalon, Creating a demolition department for the Builder's Union, and creating a noob guide for new players. On May 2nd, it was announced that Matty was one of 6 winners for the position of Minister.
The Second Avalon Anniversary
On June 13th, 2021, Avalon officially turned 2 years old! In honour of this, a celebration was planned for the following Wednesday. On Wednesday, June 16th, the event was to kick off. Many early birds turned the voice chat before the scheduled time, but when that time hit, everyone was waiting for MattyG2012, who was to give a speech and was also running late. While waiting, they broke their record of Avalon Balls in a voice chat from last year! After over a half-hour of waiting, Matty finally joined the voice chat, and the speech was kicked off. Matty gave a beautiful speech about Avalon, and many other members were invited to the speech as well, such as Dabs, Tobo, Morgini (female), and even Spiffles!
Once the speeches were over, a crusade was to take place. It was decided that two crusades could be done that night, the first being against the nation of Algeria. As Algeria wasn't allied at the time and therefore members couldn't teleport to Algeria, they had to teleport to the nearby nation of Moroccan_Kingdom. As many as 10 Pissists joined in on the crusade, leaving Pee Pees between Moroccan_Kingdom and Algeria, before finally making their way to Algeria's capital and beginning one of the largest-scale Pissism Crusades that EarthMC had ever seen! Many Pee Pees were made, and many friends were made too.
The second crusade of the night would happen shortly after, and it would be a reenactment of the legendary Inuvik Crusade from the previous year! Everyone teleported to Slave_lake and began heading north to the old wrecked site of Holman, the late Inuvik's former Capital. Some participating from Acadia weren't allied with Slave_Lake, and had to teleport to other spawns instead. On the way there, many of the participating Pissists regrouped at an unclaimed Japanese-Inspired town, which was shortly crusaded upon while waiting. Once everyone was together again, they began a long walk to the old site of Holman. The place where the famous Trojan Cock used to lay left un-snowed, and thus made it easy to rebuild. Whilst rebuilding, Nethermite13 ran out of pink wool, and thus had to use netherrack for part of the tip, giving off the appearance of a burnt Pee Pee. The group took a picture beneath it.
Afterwards, they set out to Holman's residential district. The hill that the selfie from the 2020 Inuvik Crusade had been left intact, so everyone decided to reshoot the photo. It came out brilliantly. Afterwards, the group got to do something they never had the opportunity for the last time they crusaded Holman; crusading the residential district! As it was claimed last time, but unclaimed now! They placed as many Pee Pees as they could, even a member of Cascadia; Coolcon came to place more Pee Pee structures! After the events which took place, everyone went to play Jackbox, and the event was over. It was both an amazing series of crusades, and a great second year Anniversary for Avalon!
- Riley_McDonut - Previously God-Fuhrer-Leader of Avalon and Mayor of Dildo. Founder of Avalon, Councillor of Dildo, Chancellor of Avalon, and a Shite to Pissism. Very Epic
- Dabs_All_OvarYT - The Current Mayor of pee_pee_island, youtuber, founder of Faux News and also a Shite to Pissim.
- MattyG2012 - Joined May 8th, 2019, Current Head of State of Avalon. Current mayor of Dildo. Previously a councilor of pee_pee_island. Constructed and designed many monuments including, Avalon National Parliament, Avalon Spade, Bank of Avalon SuperCenter, etc.
- ToboCoolman2000 - gamer friend of MattyG2012 and Councilor of pee_pee_island. helps with roadwork and various buildings.
- f_a_r - Current Mayor of Northfoundland, Chancellor of Avalon.
- SaltedSuris - Current mayor of Domino. Notable for building the SS SKAUTAS and The Avalon Television tower
- ThatNerdNextDoor - Former mayor of the now defunct Arzvondayle (Arsefacey), former resident of pee_pee_island.
- NotTheRealNogle - ex-citizen of Pee Pee Island, generally helpful and a cool guy to be around. helped No_Jewtsu stage a Coup, but he's friends with the Avalonese in modern times. Probably got the Wuhan Coronavirus from his Sister.
- Remcoms - Remcoms is an Avalonese YouTuber who made "a Tour of Avalon" and other EarthMC related by content. He made the town Labrador (aka Sex) and is an ex-pee pee island and ex-Slave resident. Funny youtuber you should subscribe. He is also now the king of Kaska, which was once RedY0shi's nation.
- No_Jewtsu / Nickpot36 / Tsusauce - infamous "Slyprince o' Canada", originally from California he used alts to stage a coup in Avalon, Twice. Although he is good friends with the Avalonese in modern times.
- JBGoose - Spy and Backstabber, originally from Avalon. Famous for making a slum at the tripoint between the main 3 avalon towns titled "Little_Chicago" and eventually became the puppet leader of the NWS and facilitated its collapse. Currently Banned
- Fortuyn - extremely dedicated builder in pee_pee_island, came when needed the most in avalonese history. Makes cool looking castles and towers.
- Gery0002 (aka Stickman233) - Former member of Parliament. Unofficial leader of the "People's Party of Avalon Party", (PPAP). Left EarthMC in December.
- General_Albi - Former main french speaker of Avalon and leader of Republic City, helped with communication with french towns in the nation. also creator of the Canadian Aerodynaimcs Company and Cathay Atlantic 1st Avalonese Airline and created the 1st Commercial plane in Avalon. Left EarthMC in January.
- Megablocklyng - Second Ballgod, former Poop. spouse of Riley_McDonut, leader of Avalon Colony Spanish_Sahara and Queen of Spain.
|Flag||Name||Former Mayor||Highest Population||Most Chunks||Language||Notes|
|Collapsed, Assimilated into Dildo as a district|
|Domino||SaltedSuris||11||96||Avalonese, English, Lithuanian , Danish , Norwegian||Seceded on August 2nd, 2021, Now capital of Labrador|
|Minetopia||WaterLavaYT||2||71||English||Suceded, Now part of Acadia|
|Pee Pee Pier||Cosmic_drive||1||36||English||Collapsed on October 9th, 2021.|
Towns formerly apart of Avalon Colonies/Dominions but not mainland Avalon
Important Towns of Avalon
(not all towns are listed)
The oldest town in Avalon, has the most skyscrapers in the Nation and the Mayor, Dabs_All_OvarYT, is as Popular as Riley_McDonut.
The nation's capital, which has the largest population. MattyG2012 is the mayor. The town has Avazon's HQ, Amazon but for Avalon, which sells multiple goods and services such as gucci merch, McDonald’s burgers and more. The town is also home to Avalon's National Parliament.
Arzvondayle (Arsefacey) District
Formerly built on the ruins of the first town established on the Island of Newfoundland, Arsefacey hosted the Faux News headquarters, along with the charming Arz Canal, which cuts through the island. It will soon become a district of DIldo.
Domino is a coastal autonomous large town in Avalonease Labrador. it was made on the 31st of May by SaltedSuris with funding by MattyG2012. It has now broken out to make its own nation, Labrador (Although Labrador is part of Avalon).
Skyscrapers and Towers
People in Avalon really love towers, i mean, they really love towers. perhaps too much, p e r h a p s. They love them so much we added a part in the wiki for Towers and Skyscrapers.
(From tallest to smallest)
|The Avalon Bank SuperCenter||Pee Pee Island||193 blocks||32x32||Under Construction
|Bruno Tower||Pee Pee Island||193 blocks||16x16||Under Construction
|The Avalon Spade||Dildo||145 Blocks||32x32||Complete|
|National Avalon TV Tower||Dildo||TBD||32x32||Redesign|
|Avazon Headquarters||Dildo||108 Blocks||32x64||Under Construction (Internally)|
|The CQ Center||Pee Pee Island||73 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|The Vegan Tower||Pee Pee Island||70 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|Tobo Tower||Pee Pee Island||69 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|Pee Pee Island||65 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|Hentai Haven Tower||Pee Pee Island||64 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|The Glass Peak||Dildo||51 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|TheCastleNxtDoor||Pee Pee Island||49 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
|Pee Pee Tower||Pee Pee Island||40 Blocks||16x16||Complete|
Avalon may be a small nation, but what it lacks in size it makes up through the beautiful architecture Avalon has to offer, such as...
- Dildo's Dildo National Monument
Pee Pee Island National Monument, The Pee Pee
Avalon National Parliament
Bank of Avalon SuperCenter
Arzvondayle Artpiece / Arzvondayle Courtroom
Pee Pee Tower
Pee Pee Lighthouse
House of the PP
The PeePee of RedLands
- Many famous (and infamous) people have joined pee_pee_island in their lifetimes, this includes xspifflesx, lucas2011 and ciao00000.
- Avalon is one of the oldest nations in the continent of Canada still around
- the nation of Avalon was actually purchased from a nation somewhere in brazil, which is why the nation says it was created on January 27th.
- the Avalon Wikipedia Page is the second-largest of any page on the entire Wiki.
- Most of the Buildings in pee_pee_island were not built by Dabs_All_OvarYT, but instead by his friend MattyG2012 during the summer of 2019, the pp golden age of Avalon.
- It was an objective of Riley_McDonut to claim the entirely of the island of Newfoundland and to be like Britain, but this has never been met.
- Both Dildo and pee_pee_island have had 100 players as population at some point
- Avalon is the first nation to adopt the religion of Pissism.
- sex isn't real.