The East India Trading Company (EITC) is a militarised trading company set up by British General Guineapigplays as a way for Britain to trade with the Americas and Asia. It also catches and hangs pirates on the Flintshire Gallows.
The Company was first sent to Central America by General Guineapigplays, where they searched for pirates and raided an abandoned town, where they found a chest labelled 'drugs'. They continued to search the Caribbean for pirates, which they found none, and then returned to Britain.
EITC members wear either an EIC soldier uniform or a Naval uniform.