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The idea of Cumminism was founded by GPM_Marcus, a resident of New Moncton, Acadia. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021, the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the Acadian Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party.


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Ideology

Cumminism adopts Pissist. We also believe that cum is a holy object and shall not be ingested in any way, shape or form. Cumminists don't try to destroy the other ideologies but we believe that they will succumb to their own flaws and soon end up with true Cumminism.

The CPA and the Cumminist Manifesto

Premier is not the ruler of Acadia but will be given a seat on the Acadian National Meeting.

The Manifesto of the Cumminist Party can be found here.

History

The Cumminist Party of Acadia was founded by GPM_Marcus. in an effort to push Acadia to greatness. The party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of the Acadian Prosperity arty and the National Cockservative Party of Acadia. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realised that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to the Cumminist Pissists of Acadia. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.

The CPA faced a humiliating defeat during the 1st Acadian Chancellorship Election despite having the most members due to a flawed election system. GPM_Marcus has stated that his ways were a mistake and that he wants to change Cumminism to adapt to the modern minecraft world. An ancient Chinese proverb was used by GPM_Marcus:

"Failure is the mother of success."

He states that despite his defeat in the election, the CPA does not back down. "We can learn from our failures to better improve ourselves for the future. Acadia is destined to be Cumminist. Glory to Acadia!"

He also states the reason for his loss:

"The Acadian government has forbidden the people to vote, instead they use the high elite members of Acadia to vote. I appeal to the people, not the government. The Cumminist Party of Acadia relies on the proletariat, the working class of common folk."

Many months after the elections, Premier GPM_Marcus officially proclaimed the Cumminist Union- a united front of all cumminists, no matter what nationality -This quickly diversified the Cumminist Party of Acadia, and therefore soon was split into groups of Cumminists.

A second election has come up, this time in the Grand Maritime Federation after the establishment of its constitution. With an amazing campaign, GPM_Marcus won the election, founding the CPGMF(Cumminist Party of the Grand Maritime Federation) and becoming one of the first Grand Council Electives in the supernation.

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