Kwick Kelp is a shop owned by Belfast mayor, Gazerverse. The main shop is in London on Sly Street. It sells Dried Kelp and Dried Kelp Blocks. It is the only shop in Britain that sells Dried Kelp. It prides itself in farming by hand and that it is cheap and "healthy". It has sponsored the EarthMC PvP Tournament organized by Wiznerd. Gazerverse secretly fears that Tesco will make him go out of bussiness as they own a giant industrial kelp farm and might start selling it.