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Date of Creation June 19, 2019

The Dildo's Dildo, in Dildo

Pissism is a religion created by Dabs_All_OvarYT worshipping The Ball God. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being Avalon.

History of Pissism

Very early Pissism

Pissism is the official Religion of the nation of Avalon on EarthMC that was created when various users from ancient Avalon were trying to craft their nation, but had to deal with constant Bactria griefers stealing their gold before they could establish towns. Desperate to establish a nation of their own, Avalon citizens prayed and prayed that some overarching force would keep the Bactrian griefers away so they could establish a society. This repeated for many days and many nights until finally, one night, a user by the name of Dabs_All_OvarYT was praying when he had a vision. On the vision, he was exiting his makeshift home to get some water when a whole squad of Bactrian griefers came across the ice road. He thought he was done for when, suddenly, out of the sky, a giant, shirtless godly figure flew down to earth, and using the legendary powers of ejaculation warded the Bactrian griefers away. After the griefers were gone, the figure looked at Dabs_All_OvarYT and said: "I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "Pee Pees" And my powers and I will keep you safe". Dabs was stunned, he asked what we must call such a legendary being. and the figure responded with; "The Ball God, now, May the Pee Pee be with you". The vision reportedly finished after that and Dabs woke up in his minecraft bed. He then immediately followed the Ball God's instructions and placed the blocks required. Bactria would never raid Avalon again and Dabs would get the required amount of gold to create the town of pee_pee_island. In honor of the Ball God and the fact that the town was established, Dabs_All_OvarYT crafted the pee_pee_island national monument, the Pee Pee.

About a month later, a user by the name of Riley_McDonut had wanted to form the town of Dildo in the same area as pee_pee_island. He originally did not like Dabs's town getting in the way of his master plan, and planned to enemy him. But before it was too late, he had the same vision as Dabs had, and he created the town of Dildo. To honor the Ball God, Riley created the Dildo of Dildo, with it's uniquely magenta color. Although many towns have been established, no other visions have occurred since. However, in November; Riley destroyed the Dildo in order to make a new Avalon-themed Museum (entitled the Balloseum)

The Pissism Crusade and the Appointment of a Poop

In September, townowner Megablocklyng becomes interested in Pissism. As he owned a town in Avalon, he was already a Pissist, but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building Pissist churches through the land, starting with one in his town and going from there. He cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball God via Discord who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, War in Spain had erupted and, as he had allies in Spain, Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month. During that time, his town tragically fell. After the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that Pissism would be the official religion there.

During the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation Québec actively denounced Pissism, instead stating that Bruhism is the true way to live under the god of Bruh. This angered the Poop who, with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildos and Pee Pees all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the Pee Pees were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, Scorpionzzx, said he would convert to Pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported Scorpion and him, along with the rest of Québec, were converted to Pissism

On November, Riley_McDonut in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space. This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with Riley and ,therefore, cursed the nation into a depression. After the removal of Dildo's Dildo, the Dildonic Protests occured on November 28th, and Riley promised putting DIldo's Dildo on the museum's entrance. It currently resides on the entrace of the National Parliament.

Pissism in the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspector Gang War

Although the Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War was a conflict mostly centered around drug cartels, Pissism played a moderate role in the conflict, being part of the Penis Inspector faction. The Penis Inspectors often either lived in Pissist Areas such as Avalon or Western_Sahara (Spanish_Sahara), or were Pissist themselves. Pissist Nations supported the Penis Inspectors in this December-January Conflict.

Emergence of Beeism and the Sex Army

coat of arms of the Sex Army

In Late February 2020, the server updates to 1.15.2, adding bees. A rogue Pissist, RedY0shi, forms Beeism, a new religion worshiping the infidel bees instead of the Pee Pees. It spreads rapidly like wet butter and Pissism feels threatened. Therefore, the Sex Army is formed. A weird mish-mash between the KBG and the Spanish Inquisition, except its on a Minecraft server using Pissism. Its main goal is to keep Pissism the dominant religion on the server, through coordinated crusades and offences against Beeism and other Forces Against Pissism (Shortened to FAPs for simplicity). Much like the religion itself, the Sex Army is run by high-ranking Pissist officials such as the Poop and Shites.

picture of the Dildo's New Dildo. Water seen here is acutely pee

On March 8, suddenly. The Dildo's Dildo awakened from its long slumber beneath the Balloseum and broke through the floor from below. It then began rising until rupturing the ceiling and continuing until the height limit.

World record of 7 people with Avalon Ball pfps in one discord call. Ap is stinky for not changing his

Was the Ball God finally placing the Dildo's Dildo back himself and garnering a new age in Avalon? Possibly. It is theorized that, through the efforts of the rapidly increasing Pissist population and the efforts of the Sex army, the Ball God may have benn swayed into releasing the hold on Avalonese expansion. Soon after the eruption, many Pissists began to come to the site of the Dildo's New Dildo. They starting praying to it and licking it and trying to climb to the top of it. People were very excited to have the Dildo's Dildo back, even if it was mostly unintentional. On Discord, a voice chat was arranged to celebrate it's rebirth and many pissists including Conman and imabritishcow changed their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball drawing done by an unkown arteest.





The Pissism Documentary and Kush

For a few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed their wish that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, Flame51 had donated almost 500 gold to the cause and, on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan into Kush. However, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. The mods wouldn't answer until April.


Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion

The Pissism Documentary, in its entirety.

Pissism has had a mostly unknown history, even to those that are Pissist. To document the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio 20th Century Faux, a subsidiary of Faux News. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube alias, 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attention in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but EarthMC religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good and some bad.

Minor Religions, Kush's Birthday and Pissism goes Corporate

With Pissism's newfound attention from the documentary, many people wanting the same level of fame, and new religions started popping up in the server. Some examples are Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stated strange reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that, when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums. This may have been an excuse to not suffer a crusade by the Pissists.

This also leads to a user by the name of xRonald_Reaganx making outrageous claims about Pissism in chat., such as stating how it's a cult and it's not ethical. However, he then revealed publicly that he would be making a Protestant sect of Pissism to quote-on-quote "Fix your mistakes". This angered the general Pissist public, and the Sex Army teleported to Ronaldo's nation, Imperial_Canada and began and intense crusade all across his nation. Afterwards, Ronald started to be a lot more quiet about Protestant Pissism, probably due to the crusade. It was also around this time that the Pissism Crusades of the Sex Army became less frequent, but more tactical. Members began buying Embassy plots in other towns in order to build Pissism Churches and spread the religion.

A month later, Remcoms, a Shite of Pissism. Purchases the nation of Kaska; the Birthplace of Beeism from Beeist Founder RedY0shi for 500 Gold. He then made Pissism the national religion of Kaska, but to appease to the locals he makes Beeism and Pissism joint religions in the area. This important moment in Pissist history would forever hamper Beeism's expansion efforts, as the Pissists had owned them now.

On April 20th, 2020. Also known as the "Hundred-year Weed Day". A crusade on the ruins of Pissist Kush was set up. As by the time 4/20/20 had struck, Kush's accidental removal had turned one month old. St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee_Pee_Island, St. Remcoms of Kaska, Flame 51 of St. Pierre, and Captainpatakis of Kheta would attend the legendary crusade.

the Ruins of Kush after the Crusade by the Kushites

Due to the closest nation to Kush's ruins being closed, They had to trek long and hard all the way from /n spawn Israel, through the red sea and through a canal to reach the coming of the four waters that Kush's former capital Pissistan was located on. Due to rules regarding accidentally erased towns and if they can be griefed or not, Pissist Kush was a safehaven for any Pee Pees placed down, and so the Pissists took full advantage of that. With the former town owner's permission, the crusaders were allowed to place as many PPs as they pleased, thus forming the densest single area of Pee Pees in the entire world, with a mean average of 1 Pee Pee every 12 blocks walked near the outskirts and as close as 1 Pee Pee every 7 blocks near the middle! Along with that, Pissist Kush holds the record for the most different species of PPs in a single area, this includes the normal species, giant PPs, floating PPs, planking PPs, chest PPs, tower PPs, bridge PPs, TNT PPs, and many many more. Once the crusaders had acomplished a notable amount of Pee Pee creation, Dabs crowned himself Sultan Dabs All Ovar of the Kushites and proclaimed that "we should crusade here again, it was fun" (albeit his new surname was exclusive to the continent of Africa). However, sadly after a half-hour of Pee Pee birthing sessions, the crusaders were attacked by a dedicated griefer and had to flee. However, Flame51 was not part of a town and just kept respawning 10 blocks away. The griefer had tried to remove some of the Pee Pees however this is haram and against the Ball God and also within the territory of Kush, so the Pee Pees returned to Kush just like the dolphins to Italy. A video on the event would be uploaded by Remcoms to his youtube channel a few hours later. It would be only 10 seconds off from the epic weed number duration and stand at 4 minutes and 10 seconds long.

The reclaiming of Kush and resignment of the Ball God

The Reddit post by u/dabsallovar announcing publicly the reinstatement of Kush.

Ihrs' announcement of the construction of the Palace of the Pee Pee.

On April 27th, a post on Reddit by u/dabsallovar announced that Pissism Kush was reclaimed and reinstated by the mods. Poop Ihrs claimed that the Palace of the Pee Pee would be built to honor the Ball God.

On April 30th 2020, a major event on Pissism's history happened. WeebyDeeby, the Ball God, resigned from his position as deity. He gave his power to Dabs, who have this position to Poop Ihrs. This was all caused because the Canadian Union turned partially Islamic.

The Second Avalon Anniversary

The new record of Avalon Balls in a single VC

Matty, giving his speech in the Avalon Parliament Building

On June 13th, 2021, Avalon officially turned 2 years old! In honour of this, a celebration was planned for the following wednesday. On Wednesday, June 16th, the event was to kick off. Many early birds turned the voice chat before the scheduled time, but when that time hit, everyone was waiting for MattyG2012, who was to give a speech and was also running late. While waiting, they broke their record of Avalon Balls in a voice chat from last year! After over a half-hour of waiting, Matty finally joined the voice chat, and the speech was kicked off. Matty gave a beautiful speech about Avalon, and many other members were invited to the speech as well, such as Dabs, Tobo, Morgini (female), and even Spiffles!

The Crowd of Pissists At Algeria's Capital

Once the speeches were over, a crusade was to take place. It was decided that two crusades could be done that night, the first being against the nation of Algeria. As algeria wasn't allied at the time and therefore members couldn't teleport to Algeria, they had to teleport to the nearby nation of Moroccan_Kingdom. As many as 10 Pissists joined in on the crusade, leaving Pee Pees between Moroccan_Kingdom and Algeria, before finally making their way to Algeria's capital and beginning one of the largest-scale Pissism Crusades that EarthMC had ever seen! Many Pee Pees were made, and many friends were made too.

The Trojan Cock from a distance

The second crusade of the night would happen shortly after, and it would be a reenactment of the legendary Inuvik Crusade from the previous year! Everyone teleported to Slave_lake and began heading north to the old wrecked site of Holman, the late Inuvik's former Capital. Some participating from Acadia weren't allied with Slave_Lake, and had to teleport to other spawns instead. On the way there, many of the participating Pissists regrouped at an unclaimed Japanese-Inspired town, which was shortly crusaded upon while waiting. Once everyone was together again, they began a long walk to the old site of Holman. The place where the famous Trojan Cock used to lay left unsnowed, and thus made it easy to rebuild. Whilst rebuilding, Nethermite13 ran out of pink wool, and thus had to use netherrack for part of the tip, giving off the appearance of a burnt Pee Pee. The group took a picture beneath it.

A comparison Image between both Crusade photos

Afterwards, they set out to Holman's residential district. The hill that the selfie from the 2020 Inuvik Crusade had been left intact, so everyone decided to reshoot the photo. It came out brilliantly. Afterwards, the group got to do something they never had the opportunity for the last time they crusaded Holman; crusading the residential district! As it was claimed last time, but unclaimed now! They placed as many Pee Pees as they could, even a member of Cascadia; Coolcon came to place more Pee Pee structures! After the events which took place, everyone went to play Jackbox, and the event was over. It was both an amazing series of crusades, and a great second year Anniversary for Avalon!

Holman after the Crusade


Pissists believe that the pee pees are a holy symbol and should be placed literally everywhere. Pissists believe they keep everyone safe and spread the Ball God's protection. If Pee Pees are destroyed, Pissists will often be provoked and place them again.

Pissists will often say "May the Pee Pee be with you!" or the less popular "May the Ball God have his eyes on you!" instead of common sayings like "Good luck", keep this in mind while being a Pissist.

Pissists have a sacred rule where because they need as many pee pee structures active as possible, they cannot eat any foods that resemble pee pees, such as Carrots and Beetroot. Although it is okay to sell to non-Pissists. Anything dyed in white or yellow is sacred, because they come out of pee pees. Although it is okay to sell them, many buildings are encouraged to be made out of white/yellow concrete, end stone, or quartz.

When a fellow Pissist dies in battle, other Pissists will commemorate his service by pissing on his/her dead body and building a pee pee-shaped gravestone for him/her, with a sign marked with his username.

Pissism is a cascading religion, meaning that even if someone if not aware of it and joins a pissist town or nation and does not renounce the religion, it carries with them to whatever town or nation they may join or found.

Pee Pees aren't griefing, and aren't to be treated as griefing either. Pee Pees are supposed to be intrigued at not mildly annoyed. As so, you can't overdo Pee Pee Placement nor make or destroy a Pee Pee as a non-Pissist.

Predominantly Pissist towns and nations.

various expansions of Pissism around the world (Circa November 2019)

Whoops, I pissed on it!

various expansions of Pissism around the world past 2019 (Circa now)

  • All towns within the nation of Avalon
  • All towns within the nation of Slave
  • All towns within the nation of Kush (Holyland of Pissism)
  • All towns within the nation of South_Canada
  • All towns within the nation of Greater_Armenia
  • All towns within the nation of Kaska
  • All towns within the nation of Canada (won religious war against Canada)
  • All towns within the nation of Michigan (president used to be part of Avalon)
  • All towns within the nation of USA (nation leader used to be part of Avalon)
  • HentaiHaven (Imperial Japan, settled by Avalon settlers)
  • Ketapang (Demak, settled by Avalon settlers)
  • Puerto_Rico (Puerto_Rico, adopted religion)
  • Zinder (Niger, settled by Avalon settlers)
  • Obamapolis (Poland, adopted religion)
  • Ostrava (Czechoslovakia, settled by Avalon settlers)
  • Pee_Pee_Byen (Svalbard)
  • All towns

How can I convert to Pissism?

It comes in multiple steps, some easier than others. We've made it simple to remember to convert, just remember this acronym!

  1. Denounce your current (in-game lol) religion publicly so all know. You can skip this step if you are irreligious or didn't know religion can be a thing in a block game.
  2. Ingrain your new belief by building a Pee Pee anywhere in the world. Can be next to your home or in the other side of the world. Do it tomorrow or even spice it up a bit by building another added PP every day that goes by. Take screenshots of them too, Make it a habit!
  3. Convince someone high in Pissism that by doing placing Pee Pees, you should join the religion. Ask a Shite, Poop or even the Ball God himself. Although he may be busy with Butholba's Witnesses. Show them the screenshots of the PPs you have built.
  4. Know your responsibilities, As a newly reformed Pissist. You have a alot of responsibilities to deal with. Check by PPs youve placed to make sure they are still there if you want. Participate in crusades against the unholy. Have Fun!

So if you ever find somebody that wants to convert, just remember you have your D.I.C.K. to help you!

How do i leave Pissism for another religion?

you can't.

Pissism Ranks

Here ye lies a tier list of important roles and titles in the Pissist Faith, we shall start at the bottom.

  • Regular Pissist: commonfolk. Cool because they worship ballgod but have little religious power
  • Shite (St.): Shites are the equivalent of Saints in the real world. They are Pissist individuals who have committed an array of good deeds to their faith that they have been accepted by the Ballgod himself as a religious leader. Examples of Shites include St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee_Pee_Island, who had constructed the first PP ever after seeing the ballgod in a dream. And St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo who constructed the largest PP ever named the Dildo in his same town named Dildo after having a similiar event to Dabs.
  • Poop (Pp.) the Poop is the equivalent of the Pope in the real world. There can only be one at a time in the same server and before one departs he must appoint an heir. The Poop has the most religious power of any one player individual and stands second only to the ballgod himself. They are often very obsessed with Pissism to the point where it as consumed their life. The current Poop in the sever is Poop MattyG2012.

List of Poops through time

Poop Duration Notes
Megablocklyng (Ihrs) September-October 2019 - April 30th 2020 (around 200 days) Megablocklyng was the first Poop, after he built several churches. He would go on to become the Ball God himself and create Kush.
Dabs_All_OvarYT April 30th 2020 - April 31th 2020 (1 day) Dabs All Ovar was the shortest lived Poop in history, lasting only one day. He seemed to be the most fitting person to be the Poop, as he was one of the two people to see the Ball God in a vision.
MattyG2012 April 31st 2020 - Present day MattyG2012 is the current Poop and leader of Dildo. He hasn't done much during his time as Poop.

Current List of Important Pissists

  • Pp. Megablocklyng I - Poop Megablocklyng, a.k.a. Ihrs, was the first appointed Poop in all of Pissist History. Megablocklyng in real life is a bisexual German, perfect for the role as Poop of a religion worshiping the male genitalia. He wasn't born a Pissist and actually was part of one of the many germanies before leaving to join Avalon. He made his first town Pissistan and immediately started worshiping Pissism. He spread Pissism from North America to Africa and Europe and more. He loved it so much that the Ball God himself appointed him as Poop of Pissism and became the new Ball God.
  • Pp. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee Pee Island - Poop Dabs_All_OvarYT (or just Dabs or Dabs of PP or St. Dabs for short) was the first mortal individual to ever glance upon the Ball God himself. Refering to the Old Testament, he saw the Ball God in a version. He was instructed to build the first Pee Pee as well. This along with the fact that he logged most of the history of Pissism earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism and eventually the Poop, although it was for only one day.
  • Pp. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island - Poop MattyG2012 is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in Pee Pee Island. He discovered EMC thanks to ibxtoycat's first video, where he showcased Pee Pee Island and helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against Baptiste1006. Before becoming Poop on April 31th, 2021, he served as a Shite, and currently is the leader of Avalon.
  • St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo - Shite Riley_McDonut was the second and last only individual to glance upon the ball god. He originally did not like Dabs's town encroaching upon his borders and if not persuaded by the ball god might have spelt the end of Pissism. His contruction of the Dildo's Dildo along with making Pissism the national religion of the nation of Avalon earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
  • St. SaltedSuris of Labrador - SaltedSuris is the only Shite in Labrador. Shited by MattyG2012, SaltedSuris tried to convert the nation of Croatia but failed but yet proved to be devout. SaltedSuris made the lands of Labrador legitimate Pissist land by converting residents in Labrador to Pissism SaltedSuris, after garfield_mc left Domino, Repurposed garfield_mc's church to the church of St. Nethermite13.
  • St. Scorpionzzx of Rennes - Shite Scorpionzzx; similiar to Riley did not at first like this one nation doing well south of his, and schemed to create a rival religion to take out Pissism. He adopted Bruhism and this kicks off many crusades against Quebec (Now Canada). After alot of crusadering he proposed a deal to the Pissism Council. He would convert himself and the rest of Quebec to Pissism if all Pissists were to vote for him in an upcoming elections. Since politics are pointless the Pissists accepted the deal and Scorp converted. He even built the largest standing Pissism church by chunks in the server. This along with his eagerness to spread Pissism after the crusades earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
  • St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is MattyG2012's brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade.
  • St. Remcoms of Kaska - Shite Remcoms had lived in Avalon and Slave in his past-time. He encouraged people to convert to pissism and has been on a few pee pee crusades like the one near Gasepeise where he placed some pee pees outside of its capital, and on the highly notable Kushite Birthday Crusade. He currently owns Kaska, a former Beeist stronghold, and he also has a church in Maluku which coincidentally the king of Maluku is Remcodd.
  • St. Afaukiz of Svalbard - He founded the Svalbardic Pissist church, and after approval from the Ballgod, became a Shite. He is a devoted Pissist, having been one since he joined the server.
  • St. NetherMite13 of Acadia -
  • St. Colt_44_magnum of Belgium -

How do i get entered as a Shite or a Poop?

To get entered as a Shite, you must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If you do anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact you from whatever Shitery.

To get entered, or ordained as a Poop. It is mostly Impossible. As there can only be one per server, only a few select individuals will ever be a Poop in the servers lifespan. So pucker up to the current Poop and may the pee pee be with you!

Pissism Runes

an example of "Pissism Runes"

Pissism Runes are an informal term for the language used in Old Testament-age Pissism relics and for quotes in Pissism Churches. The actual language being used is Ancient Avalonese, a precursor for the modern day Avalonese and Anglicized Avalonese. The runes are not from the roman alphabet and show the possible birthplace of Pissism, which may have been from east Africa. They are often called Pissism Runes by those who are not familiar with Pissism. Many high-ranking officials such as Shites or the Poop can read Ancient Avalonese, and as a Poop it is a requirement to both read and speak it fluently. Think of it as the Latin of Pissism; pointless unless you are religious.

Butholba's Witnesses

Butholba's Witnesses are individuals that have falsely or ongoingly claim to have seen the Ball God or have had visions of seeing the Ball god. These accusations are often done for clout or by those who failed the entry test for Shites and still want to get in. Luckily, these claims are often debunked by asking the Ball God himself over Discord. They are called Butholba's Witnesses because a 'Buthol' is an Ancient Avalonese term for a false prophet. And the -ba suffix implies that it is a person's name or identity. Therefor identifying the person who made these wacky claims, as quite the liar of such magnitudes.

Lists of Pissism Churches

St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of pee_pee_island Pissism Cathedral --- pee_pee_island, Avalon

St. Nethermite13 of St. John --- Domino, Avalon

Pissism Temple --- Rennes, Quebec

St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo Pissism Church --- Windmere, Canada

St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- St. John, Acadia

St. Peter Pissism Church --- Ketapang, Demak

St. Remcoms Pissism Church --- Angar, Maluku

St. Afaukiz Pissism Church --- Pee_Pee_Byen, Svalbard

St. Afaukiz Pissism Church --- Jordetbyen, Nordaustlandet

St. Afaukiz Pissism Church of the Seven Shites --- Longyearbyen, Svalbard

Screenshots of Pee Pees around the world

To anyone who may find themselves upon a terribly wonderful or masterfully legendary Pee Pee, please post the image in this section with the caption of the location, date, or any other info.