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Tsushima, is a sleeping aid for hypersensitive ASD males made for fifth grade computer class with a wehraboo schutzstaffelcore aesthetic, full of mystery if you are intellectually challenged. Investigate a dark bung hole, fight off temptation of suicide and navigate dystopian, surreal city of hamburg in germany as Elster, a developer self insert searching for pfand bottle in steilshoop street
Inspired by the game concepts my game development class classmates made in a single day for some stupid project that i couldn't come up with in 10 years so i just stole them, the gameplay of SIGNALIS is a subpar imitation to the era of free to play flash games. Central to the game is its uninteresting mood and diary of a wimpy kid ass story. To advance in the game, the player has to stay awake through grueling tests of endurance, using extreme amounts of caffeine, self induced pain, or by combining illegal drugs in suicide cocktail. Combat is only a last resort since ammunition i forgot to put in and enemies are not implemented yet, so players must carefully choose when to do nothing or press alt-f4.
History of Tsushima[]
After her discord crash-landed in my dm's 8 years ago at the tender age of 13 the developer self insert is looking for her missing cock. In her search she wanders through the ruins of a seemingly abandoned hamburg apartment, surreal visions of HRT induced psychosis, and flashbacks to childhood abuse. As the lines between reality (my balls slapping against your balls as i dig your cheeks hard and deep my going balls deep in a twink indie dev got me red faced and screaming OUUUGH GOUUUUUG UUUUUUUGH) and dream blur ( a reality where people play this game), the developer self insert has me delving into the depths of her yummy twink guts and cvming buckets ohhhh my god really no biggie for a pure blooded steilshooper like me
Architecture[]
- Extremely difficult to get through gameplay i suggest watching a lets play but all the ones ive found have the guy snoring in the mic at 1 minute.
- Cute gorpcore schutzstaffelwave visuals and audio design that i found on free asset libraries if you recognise any assets from 10 year old flash games then umm please ummm dont tell anywan :3.
- Slow-paced, boring soft with a dense stuffed cushion ready for nap time oomfie.
- Implausible, Sueboid retard take on the future of existence where germans survive past 2025 AD.
- Highly detailed picture of the developer decrepid abused tranny cock on my discord dm me MorganGavin#0228
- Top-down exploration and combat as in you will be laying top down on your bed dreaming of exploration and combat things you will never experience playing >>>>>SIGNALIS<<<<<<.
- Multilayered story weaving together personal conflict and cosmic horror. Black bile cuties really get turned down by a single girl and get hooked on XTC and easily assembled at home hormone replacement therapy maybe if THEY lived a little longer they would acquire the necessary expertise to use a better engine like ROBLOX but only a twink could come up with >>>>>>SIGNALIS<<<<<<< so i guess that wont ever happen
Past leaders[]
- 2 seconds of my attention occupied i mean wasted with your faggy game kill yourself
Asakabam should know better than to write all of this and spam it at people